Possibly a bad name for a paediatrician - Dr Cuckoo.
Worst spelling mistake today: just had a dead guy whose pension details were given as 'Aged Penis'.. *sniggering* Yeah it's puerile but you gotta laugh at something in this job. Anyway, he was 95 when he karked, either spelling would be correct.
Inhumed a woman who'd been married to Ronald McDonald today.
Imagine that - having to deal with all those bright red hairs in the shower, huge tubs of red shoe polish, him stealing your lipstick all the time.. Not to mention when his mates come over for a barbie and the inevitable fights he'd get into with bloody Hamburgler.
Gawd, someone's put the SMH full-page picture of Princess Mary & her crotch cricket on the fridge here. I'm having to try *really* hard not to draw horns and a goatee on the spawn...
Peewee?! Who names their kid Peewee?!!
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Crotch cricket! Hahaha! :D
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